有很多享受纳乔弗里斯：检索这是一部新的60秒短片，来自乔什·杜海尔（Josh Duhamel）主演的创造力薯条网及其续集弗里斯网络II：特许经营大战。像它的前辈一样，它的大部分力量都来自其简洁性 - 所有人都很高兴看到动作电影预告片而无需实际承诺观看151分钟的时间。（这是实际运行时间世界末日, to which this film owes a great deal.) Yet despite the considerable presence of its star—and you can rest assured that James Marsden and each of his two cheekbones call on all the powers that they combined can muster—it’s difficult to shake the sensation that you’re not actually watching a piece of cinema. Loathe though this writer may be to spoil the ending, she feels compelled to warn you: This is not actually a film. This is a commercial.
马斯登之星丹尼·康拉德（Danny Conrad），一个充满爱意的父亲，具有与跨二维旅行有关的事物。这个故事始于他为他的小女儿莉莉（Ariebella Makana）唱着睡前的歌曲，这是一个富丽堂皇的孩子，她在短短的几年里在这个被遗忘的地球上看到了太多。(We know this because Lily’s mom is nowhere to be seen. Action movie law states that this is for one of two causes. One, she’s super dead, probably from a car accident viewed from inside the car in a jarring, violent shot, but also potentially from cancer or in a senseless murder carried out while Danny was off prioritizing his career over his family. Two, she remarried someone who doesn’t prioritize his career over his family and is also rich, but probably not quite as good-looking.) Then he’s summoned by a shadowy government organization to deal with a crisis only he can tackle: the disappearance of Nacho Fries. Working alongside approachably-hot-because-glasses scientist Elizabeth Ashcroft (Jocelin Donahue), he’ll chase the fried potatoes through space… and time, risking it all for the daughter he loves, who apparently really loves Nacho Fries.
哎呀，我想我破坏了结局。
没有理由纳乔弗里斯：检索应该是一部好电影。它击中了本书中的每一个陈词滥调，包括朦胧的，珍贵的回忆，要撕毁的记忆，穿着慢动作的太空套装，良好的快乐音乐，不祥的音乐，侵略性的字体和镜头，还有很多凝视进入远处。然而，它本身就是如此，对避开类型的陷阱感到不感兴趣，而且几乎不可能发现它很有吸引力。它保持了快速的步伐，从陈词滥调到陈词滥调都以一种快速而愤怒的方式撕裂。它只缺少汤姆·克鲁斯（Tom Cruise）折断脚踝。在其他所有方面，这是一部完美的动作电影，实际上只是一部预告片。
然而，如上所述，很难避免怀疑这实际上只是一个广告。可能是因为它实际上只是一个广告。玉米片薯条回来了，但是你已经知道。享受詹姆斯·马斯登（James Marsden）的che骨。
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