我没有一件坏事诱惑的食谱,肯德基生产终身圣诞节电影由马里奥·洛佩兹(Mario Lopez)担任哈兰德斯(Harland Sanders)上校。实际上,我会走出四肢,说诱惑的食谱是我见过的最好的终身圣诞节电影,因为它只有15分钟。这是快餐广告和Sappy Cinematic效率的开创性成就。这是Quibi做的一种事情,这使得去年十月的灭亡更悲惨。如果其高管们想到锁定洛佩兹,Candace Cameron Bure,以及来自五个聚会对于整个圣诞节节目,也许可以存活超过六个月。
如果你错过了诱惑的食谱上个周末播出的时候可以在线观看。如果您太忙了,无法花15分钟的时间来帮助支持Mario Lopez的职业生涯,那么您可以在自己的想象中旋转它,因为每次制作的电视节日浪漫浪漫都是完全相同的电影。这部终身电影就像周日中午播出的任何事情一样卑鄙,但是诱惑的食谱纯粹存在于您的脑海中,可能会根据您的要求提供尽可能多的脆皮鸡肉。这是您建立手指舔幻想的框架。
认识杰西卡·曼塞拉(Jessica Mancera),他是一位漂亮的女士,他与比利(Billy)的不愉快关系陷入了不愉快的关系。Outward appearances show that Jessica’s family is also filthy rich, but behind closed doors they harbor a devastating secret: their recently deceased patriarch has left them with a mountain of debt, and they are but weeks away from the bank repossessing their 26-bedroom Versailles-inspired manor house. Jessica doesn’t even like Billy, much less love him, but she’s forced to stay in the relationship by her evil mother, Bunny. Jessica would be all alone in this cruel world if it weren’t for Lee, her closest confidant who’s always there when she needs someone to spill the tea or serve lewks for days.
Bunny hosts a dinner party in the family’s grand dining room with 14-foot ceilings, baroque furnishings, gold-accented walls, and multiple Christmas trees, all of which are upstaged by the meal itself: the tastiest, most succulent fried chicken anyone has ever tasted. Though the family is but weeks from being forced onto the street, Bunny has hired a new chef for the household, a strapping young buck named Harland Sanders. Though we don’t get to see him in person in these opening scenes, we can tell that eating the chicken has awakened a fire inside Jessica, and when Billy proposes at the table, she rebuffs him. Bunny is furious, demanding Jessica accept the proposal so Billy’s money can be used to save the family estate. Unfortunately this gold-digging scheme is torpedoed to hell after Harland Sanders enters the room, positively dripping with raw sexuality and chicken grease.
尽管马里奥·洛佩兹(Mario Lopez)从来都不是我的类型,但他毫无疑问地是那种能够将房间里的每个人都减少到水坑的人。后Robocop洛佩兹上校毫无疑问是迄今为止吉祥物最可敲门的迭代。However smitten I might be, though, it doesn’t hold a candle to Jessica, who is immediately willing to let her mother live on the street so she can spend the rest of her life with a chicken man who has dreams of saving the world with his “secret recipe,” which is absolutely not a code name for anything.
杰西卡(Jessica)不知所措,他打电话给李(Lee)寻求建议,但他正在与一个在农贸市场相遇的男人约会。正如命运所拥有的那样,李的约会恰好发生在乡村俱乐部酒吧,比利已经在那儿开会了有关如何摆脱笨拙的厨师的秘密会议。和兔子呢阴谋!
杰西卡(Jessica)的母亲与比利(Billy)的母亲对罢免了哈兰·桑德斯(Harland Sanders),她还通过与比利(Billy)睡觉而犯下了最终背叛。她向比利保证,如果他嫁给女儿,她甚至会把更多的, 不知何故。为什么这个寡妇不只是嫁给比利(和他的亿万美元)自己呢?This is a question that couldn’t be adequately explored in the 15-minute run time, so I’m assuming it’s because she murdered her husband and the cook who witnessed it, and a second marriage to her daughter’s boyfriend would arouse too much suspicion. Sexy Harland Sanders could be in serious danger, because Bunny seems like she would have no problem ramming a corkscrew through a man’s jugular if he got on her bad side. Thank heavens Lee is there to send Jessica a concerned text, and thank heavens Bunny and Billy don’t notice his familiar face staring at them wide-eyed while they loudly discuss their various deceptions.
las,杰西卡(Jessica)从未收到过文字,因为她的手机可疑失踪。李被迫开车去庄园直接面对兔子,他迅速被扫帚昏迷在头后部。
兔子将他的200磅拖到庄园的未完成的地下室。同时,杰西卡(Jessica)意识到她不能嫁给她极富富有的男朋友拯救家人(随后是快速离婚),因为她爱上了一个不到24小时的炸鸡男人。他们分享了一个热情的吻,不知道兔子正在从玻璃门后面看着他们,策划破坏了他们崭露头角的爱。第二天早上,杰西卡(Jessica)被告知哈兰(Harland)在深夜逃跑了。为了平息她的伤心欲绝,她决定花长时间的沉思漫步在庄园花园中,被仆人完美地修剪,他们的性感不足以使母亲或女儿爆炸。杰西卡(Jessica)站在花园的几个足迹上时,听到了来自服务入口后面的骚动,并急于调查,但发现她最糟糕的噩梦即将来临。
哈兰德·桑德斯(Harland Sanders)根本没有逃跑 - 他被比利(Billy)和兔子(Bunny)绑架,管道绑在了地窖里的椅子上,然后离开那里,以便他们在以后的时间杀死他,这两个时间表都方便。杰西卡(Jessica)告诉比利(Billy)让自己的生活去世,但比利(Billy)说不,他打算在发表一点演讲后将哈兰(Harland)刺死。杰西卡(Jessica)变得更加强大,说:“停下来,比利(Billy),停下来”,这绝对没有什么能阻止比利抓住巨型刀,慢慢走向浪漫的对手。突然,他倒塌了 - 李从他的胶带监狱中逃脱了,用扫帚将比利的头钟了!扫帚:2。巨型刀:0。
快进到一年后,当兔子被授予一家精神病院,在那里她不允许使用扫帚,胶带或任何形式的办公用品。当她为犯罪付款时,比利免费获得了,因为他是一个有钱的白人。在最后一个令人不寒而栗的场景中,比利拜访了他在疗养院的狂热情人,宣布他最终“找到了他们”:哈兰德和杰西卡在庄园举行了豪华仪式,由李(显然)主持并参加了会议。许多客人,没有一个兔子和比利,他们又在精神病院里。15分钟内可能会发生很多事情。
诱惑的食谱在一份方便地凝结的包装中,您在一生中发表了我本来可以希望的一切,这使我希望我的色情汉堡粉丝小说最终可能会进入小屏幕。麦当劳(McDonald's)的那些高管最好用所有这些停止和终止的人打耳光。他们本可以还有另一个公民凯恩在他们的手上。