我已经在家上学了将近两年，很高兴欢迎数百万的新父母来到我的个人地狱圈子。我向所有新手的家庭学生发誓：有一天，您将可以在不需要壁橱里独自一人的时间来父母，教书和工作，但是这一天并不很快到来。在您的家人找到一个日常工作之前，可能是几天（即使是十年），至少有30％的时间，因此，如果您在这些前所未有的时代中甚至提供最小的帮助，拿着。喜欢Panera的免费咖啡！
从明天从10 a开始。m。EST，唱歌mypanera咖啡订阅本周将为您提供整整一个月的免费咖啡，没有限制您每天可以拿多少杯。Then, instead of making your own coffee at home, you’ll “need to run out for a few minutes” several times a day, leaving your co-parent behind to fend for themselves while you enjoy a hot cup of joe in a Panera parking lot. You childless folk out there might never be able to understand what a big deal that is, and you can be grateful for that.
但是等等，还有更多！如果您是注册的前2,020人之一，Panera将支付一个月的WiFi账单。If you don’t get lucky, you can still get free WiFi from Panera, in a way: the company has announced that it will be extending its WiFi radius beyond the bakery/cafe doors, so that’s one more thing you can enjoy in blissful solitude in the Panera parking lot. When your life is beautiful chaos, that sounds awful close to paradise.