如果今年的opocalypse发生,奥利奥准备了

用于物品的图片,标题为Anocalypse今年发生,奥利奥准备好了
图片Weber Shandwick.

As if there’s not enough to worry about these days, NASA has reported that an asteroid is headed toward Earth on November 2. Although scientists have predicted that, at its closest, it will still be 419,130 kilometers from the Earth’s atmosphere and that the likelihood of it hitting us is pretty small (0.4% to be precise, and that’s the worst-case scenario), you still wonder. I mean, 2020 has really been a doozy of a year. And there are still two more months left.

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所以有些人没有任何机会。并通过“有些人”,“我的意思是制造商奥雷奥, 世界的最受欢迎的大规模生产的饼干。(打电话给我。)一旦他们了解了小行星即将到来,通过推特,他们惊慌失措。奥尔斯会发生什么?但后来他们了解了全球种子拱顶,挪威斯瓦尔巴德的混凝土堡垒,远高于北极圈,其中含有世界上种植的每种植物的种子,以便在灾难罢工时,我们将能够再次重建。(它也建成了一座山,所以如果全球变暖成功地摧毁了北极,它不会沉到海底。)为什么不为奥利奥做同样的事情?

今天早上Oreo宣布它已经完成了全球奥利奥拱顶,一个充满矿石和粉末牛奶的混凝土碉堡(可以与雪混合)。它也在斯瓦尔巴特,从全球种子拱顶沿着道路。Oreo还制作了一种视频制作,从开始完成时显示奥利奥库库的成因。

这是一个俗气的营销计划吗?是的。但是我宁愿考虑这件事比新闻中的其他任何东西都要五分钟吗?也是。我已经从谷歌中了解到,通过斯瓦尔巴特(脚下和电动车辆)的旅游带您到全球种子库的门。If I ever happen to find myself on one, do you think I’ll be looking around for Oreos, sort of like the way, one December when I was on a plane flying over the North Pole, I peered out the window for evidence of Santa? You’d better believe it.