今天早上，我发现自己对Gareth Wild的大脑感到敬畏。谁是Gareth Wild？根据他的说法Twitter Bio, he’s a film producer in the London area, but according to a Twitter thread that has gone viral since he first posted it yesterday, he’s also a methodological genius who let an idle curiosity back in 2015 guide him on what became a six-year-long project that concluded just this week. I shall explain.
您是否有这些小想法像“我想知道我看过我最喜欢的电影有多少次”或者“我希望我能看到自己一生中吃过的一切，坐在我面前的自助餐。”我曾经想知道我是否是唯一一个思考这些无法解决的万能的人，但是现在我知道Gareth Wild也可以。
在线程中，Wild解释说，他总是在塞恩斯伯里（Sainsbury）的杂货店购物。一条推文中写道：“每周经过几年的时间，我开始思考我停放了多少个不同地点，以及将它们停在所有的地方需要多长时间。”“我的生活是一个长期的过山车。”
因此，他开始工作绘制每个停车位并将其分配到各个区域，这是他通过从杂货店的卫星图像中创建矢量图像来完成的任务作为疯子。”该图像显示了211个空间，野外必须“征服”作为他项目的一部分。（他遗漏了摩托车空间和残疾人的优先空间，因为这些名称都不适用于他。）
除了停车场地图外，Wild创建了一个电子表格跟踪他停在哪个空间中，按区域和空间编号编码精美。完成后，也将胜利的洛矶山脉Balboa抬起拳头的图像也加入了床单上。
With Wild estimating approximately 60 trips to Sainsbury’s in a year—one big shopping trip per week, plus running back for odds and ends occasionally—the project would have actually been completed much sooner, had it not been for the pandemic, which messed around with his shopping cadence. But now that it’s complete, Wild is chock-full of solid parking advice for anyone planning their own trip to the Bromley Sainsbury’s. And we’re chock-full of other projects we’d love for him to tackle with this dogged methodology. Please, sir, can you tell me which of my area grocery stores consistently stocks the least bruised bananas?