披萨是最美美食之一，所以这并不令人惊讶，它成为我们希望我们的希望，我们的担忧，我们的渴望。披萨已经想象可怕的政治谣言那种族争议以及less-procey“丑闻”。在过去的几年里，披萨链以某种方式变得归零，可以为阴谋理论变为零，最新涉及卡盘E.奶酪回收从之前订单中的奶酪再次恢复到新馅饼中的指控。
该理论本周正在互联网，其起源Shane Dawson的视频，一个有一系列“阴谋”视频的Youtuber，有几千个观点。His theory—and he’s quick to say this is just his “opinion” and not a fact—is that Chuck E. Cheese’s doesn’t always make its pizzas fresh, instead collecting uneaten pieces from tables and rearranging them into “new” pies that they rebake. Yeah, that sounds super gross, but how does he back up his claims? He shares footage of Chuck E. Cheese’s pizzas he’s ordered as well as those he’s seen photos of online, where uneven pieces do appear to not fit together into a whole, intact pie: “It never lines up. If you pushed this pizza together, there’s no fucking way that’s a circle. It almost looks like they glued it together.” He also cites online posts from other people claiming to share his theory.
显然，查克E.奶酪否认道森的理论。在Buzzfeed新闻的声明中一位发言人称之为“毫不挑剔的假”，并说出所有馅饼。一位前卡盘E.奶酪的员工还告诉Buzzfeed切片形状的变化可能是由于用于切割它们的工具以及烤箱中的奶酪收缩。
So, whether you chose to believe Dawson’s conspiracy—he says the mystery remains “unsolved”—or the Chuck E. Cheese’s statement, the fact remains that Chuck E. Cheese’s pizza is far from anyone’s favorite anyway, and few adults have any occasion to eat it. Just file this theory away in your Pizza Conspiracies drawer, next to the冻结的Digiorno盒子在小凯撒的事件中和前爸爸约翰的首席执行官约翰施尔特“拯救爸爸约翰的”经车网站。如果你是如此偏执狂关于你的取出披萨，我猜唯一的解决方案是让自己成为自己用锡帽。