光棍特许经营喜欢“最大”一词。另外：令人震惊，历史。每个季节，我们都会被告知，在单身汉历史上，这样的情节或发生是最令人震惊的（或戏剧性，令人心碎的等）。这次，在整个赛季的大部分时间里都是如此。当然，从来没有真正的科尔顿围栏时刻，但是整个赛季的超现实是加上克莱尔的早期出发（还记得克莱尔吗？）单身汉独一无二。还有泰西亚？她很棒。正如结局所表明的那样，她知道如何塑造故事情节，但是她也避免了整个故事情节和残酷性，这表达了她的性格，或者至少她不愿意看起来像个国家电视台的混蛋，这是一些有点现实电视上的稀有性，这使最后两集比以前更容易观看。
话虽如此，最终，单身汉历史上最令人震惊的赛季并没有令人震惊。塔西亚（Tayshia）选择了扎克（Zac），这是电视上最好的人。(Not a dig; he’s articulate, clever, and, save a tendency to close his eyes a lot to indicate “THINKING,” clearly understands how to play to the cameras without sacrificing sincerity, or at least its appearance.) He’s been an obvious frontrunner for some time now, and while the Ben wrinkle made things interesting at the end here, it seemed pretty clear where this was headed.
因此，这就是结束的方式：不是用whimper，可能带有爆炸，而是穿着汗水的西装和非常尘土飞扬的礼服，让我们面对现实，可能有些轻微的脱水。（谁的绝妙主意是让这些穷人参与沙漠？）让我们开始吧。
单身汉本周实际上吃了食物吗？
她吃了披萨。（看上面。）
爱披萨
本周，其余的单身汉会见了父母。（我们会暂时回到可怜的伊万。）也许是馅饼切的比萨饼真正注定了本，因为塔西亚对那个披萨看上去很兴奋，她与扎克，父母和她的两个兄弟分享了披萨。（克里斯·哈里森（Chris Harrison），不适合你。）或者披萨的味道格格不入，因为塔斯希亚（Tayshia）刚刚弄清楚Zac是一个神的父母。这是他的新国歌：
我应该注意，他们不是从技术上吃爱披萨。爱披萨是你订购的当您的伴侣厌倦了不得不告诉您不，他们不想在披萨上菠萝，所以他们只是放弃并开始订购一半的意大利辣香肠，半菠萝。但是无论如何，我们都称其为爱披萨。
单身汉本周不吃什么？
这么多的酒店食物。只是...只是酒店的食物。我觉得这些厨房，伙计。做所有这些食物并知道它永远不会被吃掉必须很烂。另外 - 上帝，这将是一个伸展的 - ivan未公开的宗教信仰？本在市场上的心？大概有很多沙子。
伊万未公开的宗教信仰
好吧，这里发生了什么？伊万（Ivan）未公开的宗教信仰当然不是可食用的 - 至少，我认为不是，但没有公开，所以我不能肯定地说。But this scene was certainly HARD TO SWALLOW (I did it! It’s a food reference!) Granted, it sounds like this conversation took place during the Fantasy Suite, and thus was not on camera, but the fact that neither of them clarified during a talking-head segment is... concerning. Usually when there’s just no explanation, it’s because there’s something to hide. Is Ivan an atheist, or does he practice a religion that’s not Christianity, and Tayshia simply wanted to spare him the abuse he’d get from trolls online? Maybe he’s Catholic and that’s a deal-breaker for her? I have no idea. Extremely weird. Maybe she just wanted a reason to send him home that wasn’t “I like smooshing my mouth onto Ben’s mouth,” and so she latched on to this? It was weird. Ivan, you’re a gem.
这么多酒店餐饮
接下来，两个完全毫无意义但与FAM的迷人会议。除了披萨以外，他们没有吃任何食物，但没有披萨。不同的披萨。
本和扎克遇到了亚当斯家族（heh），两者似乎都给塔西亚的保护爸爸戴斯蒙德留下了深刻的印象。(He did not care for Colton when Tayshia got her own hometown date, no sir, not one bit. Tayshia’s dad has good taste.) Ben stammered and talked about his sweaty palms but did actually manage to communicate, which was good, and Desmond went full heart-eyes emoij when he learned that Ben went to West Point. Zac, as mentioned above, is apparently very very good with parents, so again, heart-eyes emoji. And it ultimately didn’t matter at all, as the only preference Tayshia’s dad expressed was his preference that she not get engaged to a dude she knows from TV, regardless of the dude. She did not listen, but hopefully it’ll work out for those crazy kids!
本的心，在市场上*
这个可怜的蛋糕。他在这个星期左右真的被拉了。首先，泰希亚（Tayshia）要求他参加玫瑰仪式，他们像她无能为力一样smo脚，说实话，这是一个很好的吻。但是更好的是，她之后做到了，老实说，任何单身汉或单身汉都更加相关吗？Alexa，给我看我20多岁的GIF：
因此，在她将伊万（Ivan）放在一边将他送回家后，她给了本玫瑰，将他介绍给家人，然后迅速将他送回家。（这里还有一些时间轴，因为当她父亲出现时，她穿着的衣服肯定是她穿着相同的衣服，告诉她她可能不应该结婚。）非常过山车。
很多沙子
因此，这两个疯狂的孩子订婚了。It’s unclear whether or not Zac knew that Ben had already gone home when they were on their date—a date that doesn’t really matter, because the only suspense left was whether or not Tayshia would say yes, which she was clearly planning to do—but given his total lack of worry heading into the proposal, I think it’s safe to assume he knew before trekking into the desert, carrying his wee fake taxi over his shoulder and watering the earth with his sweat. And it’s hard to hate on this scene at all, because they are both clearly giddy and very into each other. Let’s hope these two crazy kids can make it work.
好像他们是吗？但是，由于莫名其妙的是，在最后的玫瑰段之后没有任何东西（甚至克莱尔（Clare）和戴尔（Dale）都得到了一个！他们只参加了演出20分钟！），我们只需要希望那个。虽然看：他们肯定仍然在一起！
可爱的。
谁应该得到一个装满通心粉和奶酪的盘子，或者一块大蛋糕之类的东西？
你做！这是假期！请你自便！这就是我的专栏，这是一个真正怪异的一年，这是一个荒谬的享受。因此，感谢您的阅读，并永远告别La Quinta Resort Spa和Reality Warehouse。我将于1月4日回到马特·詹姆斯（Matt James）的季节光棍，在完全不同的酒店举行，餐饮餐厅完全不同。回头见。